*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
- Director: IF YOU SEE THE SAME NOTE SING THE SAME NOTE.
credit to thoseheavenly regrets
While working with a children’s choir…
- Director: The next person to miss this note will be shot.
the past week that i’ve been sick
i haven’t been able to sing the hallelujah chorus in choir
so to the soprano who sits next to me:
im not saying you’re flat but
you need to raise your fucking eyebrows
I remember one time in choir we were talking about avoiding diphthongs when we sing and some guy in the back blurted out, “I thought those were what girls wore for some kind of weird mating ritual,”
I laughed for a good 30 years.
- Director: Ladies, when you sing this measure, I want you to be a dolphin wearing a bowtie, and you are jumping off a diving board into a pool of Jell-o. Ok?
credit to afi3ld
Choir Problem: when the Sopranos lose all ability to function because they don’t have the melody
how do you know when a soprano is at your door? because they can’t find the key and they don’t know when to come in