(Source: mockingangels)

listen here you little shit

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

sideshowasylum:

haythamkenwayscreed:

lollipocalypse:

loki-cat:

lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr

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He can’t be president

Convicted Felon

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WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

(Source: moriarty)

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i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

(Source: beyoncebeytwice)
s-ummer-crushes: “Leo and I were literally straight on the tip [of the boat], and we were about to go down slowly with the ship. It was a night shoot and we were outside and it was very, very cold, and we were up there on this tip literally, a hundred foot in the air, absolutely petrified, and they were adjusting the camera angle and Leo and I just hung on to each other for dear life. We had cigarettes hidden in the pockets of our costumes and the two of us literally were having conversations like ,’What would happen if we died?’ and I’d say things like ‘Leo, I love you, I really do love you so much. You are a very important person to me and I’d have your babies. I would, I’d have your babies, really, it’s fine. And help me God, dear God, please tell my mum that I love her dearly’. We were so, so scared. But that’s the nature of the game. You look back on it and it was all completely thrilling and compelling-every day.”-Kate Winslet  fack, this is amazing <3 I love this movie so much

OH GOSH ALL MY FEELINGS

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

(Source: tushings)

octopenis:

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.